My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s
This is deep, man
one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon