My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.


I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.
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Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

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This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

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